I went to see Scary Movie with the lads tonight. It was a little weird lots of breasts though. Afterward a complete stranger kissed me as I was exiting the theater. Which took me by surprise as that doesn't usually happen to me when I leave a movie. She told me that she did it on a dare from her friends, who were giggling in the background, and I asked her if she'd have sex with me. She gave me her phone number and I gave her a wink. I probably won't call her though you never can tell what you'll catch at a movie theater. Ha! You heard that in sunday school didn't you! You plagiarizer you! Well they probably don't have the copyright anyway. After the theater excitment being bored as usual in this dumpy vine town I plotted to rob Val's Liquor store! An elaborate plan involving blood and carnage. (Val's where I'd buy beer at twice the normal price) It would have taught him a lesson ripping off minors of our fair community. I woosed out though and just stole a pack of gum. Besides if I shot Val where would I buy beer? And besides that where would I get a gun? Too many questions for this cool summer night. Maybe I should dare the chick from the theater to rob Val's. She'd do it.
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